IMDb 5.7 2023 HD

The Machine

The Machine

2023
Action Comedy Crime
112 min R USA
5.793 / 10
5.7 IMDB

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert…

Personnel // Cast & Crew

Director Peter Atencio
Starring
Bert Kreischer / Mark Hamill / Jimmy Tatro / Stephanie Kurtzuba / Nikola Đuričko / Iva Babić / Martyn Ford / Robert Maaser

How Viewers Describe This Film

Common themes and sentiments

hilarious chaotic absurd violent heartwarming uneven surprising nostalgic action-packed sentimental bizarre

Reviews

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Isabelle Moreau
Mar 19, 2026
2.0 / 5
2.0

'The Machine' presents a peculiar proposition: Bert Kreischer battling his own past, embodied by a mobster who demands a trip to Russia. While the concept offers a unique avenue for comedy and introspection, the film struggles to find…

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Arthur Finch
Mar 19, 2026
3.0 / 5
3.0

Bert Kreischer’s foray into narrative cinema with 'The Machine' is a bold experiment, one that leans heavily into his established comedic persona. The film posits a fantastical premise where a mobster from his past reappears, forcing a reunion…

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Genevieve Dubois
Mar 19, 2026
4.0 / 5
4.0

This is a film that dares to be different, and largely succeeds. 'The Machine' is a wild ride, powered by the infectious charisma of Bert Kreischer. The narrative, a fantastical spin on confronting one's past, is both thrilling…

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Marcus Thorne
Mar 19, 2026
2.5 / 5
2.5

'The Machine' is an ambitious, if somewhat unwieldy, attempt to translate the chaotic energy of comedian Bert Kreischer onto the big screen. The film plunges Kreischer into a bizarre scenario involving his estranged father and a vengeful mobster,…

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Eleanor Vance
Mar 19, 2026
3.5 / 5
3.5

Bert Kreischer's persona is front and centre in 'The Machine,' a film that attempts to fuse his signature brand of outlandish comedy with a surprisingly dark crime narrative. The premise, involving a mobster from his past demanding atonement,…

FAQs

The 'ghost of his booze-soaked past' refers to a murderous mobster who emerges from Bert Kreischer's history. This character represents the unresolved consequences of his younger life, specifically his alleged crimes in Russia. The mobster's arrival is the catalyst for the film's central conflict, forcing Bert to confront his past actions and make amends, albeit under duress.